The One Direction

Hey!
Tami here, and I am totally surprised that I didn't do this before.

In a world, where i Phones were our only hope, and X Factor determined who survived, comes a group so wild, so sophisticated that they named themselves partially after a road sign was born.

Well, it didn't exactly go like that, as some people have to resort to laptops and YouTube because they don't have cable or i Phones. God bless them.

May I have the honor to introduce one day, a group that will save our lives, that started trends, new words like mofo, staring at themselves in mirrors, and flirting with everyone they see, who act like parents, and who can make anyone laugh...

One Direction!

( Cheers , applauds  and girls screaming "I love Louis butt, and Harry's hair, and Nialls' accent, and Liam' niceness and Zayns' vainess")

(( And if you didn't notice, I said that with a British accent.))

Is that a word? Vainness? Good thing my buddy (annoying red squiggly line) says I can add it to the dictionary.

Ahh. Such power.

So anyways, One Direction is a world wide phenomenon that is so amazayn,

 ( Heh, see what I did there?)

that you have to capitalize it because it has several persons, they go places, and  one thing and little things are two of there songs.
Noun: A person, place or thing.

 You see?They're even recognized in grammar. I swear, they made the definition of noun to fit them.
Well anyways, in this action packed group come 5 boys, ehm, men.
In order of ,,, you know what, i'l do alphabetically, that seems fair, comes the hotness.
                                     
                                                            Harry Edward Styles.

You see that? That was his full name.It has Edward in it. What.
Any ways, Harry was born on...
Oh sue me, I referred to him as Harry. I was tired of writing his full name, kay?

Harry Edward Styles, born 1 February 1994 is from the village of Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England. He is a former pupil at Holmes Chapel Comprehensive School, a state comprehensive school.Born to mother Anne Cox and father Des Styles, he has an older sister, Gemma. He was seven when their parents divorced, his mother subsequently getting remarried. Following the divorce, Styles, his older sister and mother moved further out into the Cheshire countryside. At the age of twelve he moved back to Holmes Chapel. Prior to participating in The X Factor, the then sixteen-year-old Styles had a part-time job at the W. Mandeville Bakery in Holmes Chapel.

Well, you can tell I got that from Wikipedia because I don't like re typing.Would you?
So , as you probably know and hate by now, Taylor Swift and our boy, ehm, man, Harry , are dating 
.Aww, that's so cute.
As  you know, they go by Haylor, but I think Tarry is kinda cool too.Cause, you know.. well, i'll call them that instead of Haylor.

Now, Harry is considered the flirtious of the bunch. Well, he does seem to flirt a lot, but what Directioner wouldn't want that.It makes Harry, you know, Harry.
Wow, that sounded really funny in my head.Because I said Harry twice.
That's what makes Harry Harry? Classic.

 No, I don't want to delete the repeated word.
Well, if I had to ask my buddy Harry here a question, it would be,
"Harry, did you ever want to dye your hair purple?If so, what shade of purple?"

And also,
" Harry, if you had nail polishes named after One Direction, what colour would you name Nialls'?"

Next up is..                                                                                                   Liam Payne!Liam , my dearies, was born on born 29 August 1993 (age 19), is from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England. Born three weeks early to mother Karen and father Geoff, he has two older sisters, Ruth and Nicola. Until the age of four, Payne had regular tests done in hospital as doctors noticed one of his kidneys was scarred and dysfunctional. To help cope with the pain, he had 32 injections in his arm in the morning and evening as a child. As a student, Payne was heavily involved in sports. Payne was bullied in secondary school and took up boxing lessons at the age of twelve.He was a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College.Payne had once performed in front of a 26,000 crowd at a Wolverhampton Wanderers' football match. Payne first auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was fourteen. He made it to the judges' houses, but Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years.Payne cites Justin Timberlake.
Yes, I copied it from Wikipedia again.Because it's a smart website, okay!


Liam is considered the one direction dad because he's considered responsible, respectful, and he wakes up early. 
Just like Superman. 
 Liam also likes changing his haircut.Unlike Justin Bieber, however, you can see the difference  The first time, it was because people said he looked like Harry, but I think Liam was okay with who he was. I mean, he's perfect the way he is,right?
Anyways, Liam here is dating Danielle Peazer, who is so pretty that I honestly think that she is a model. There has been some alleged talk of marriage, but just remember Liam: all of the billions of directioners will be there.
All of them.
You know what's funny.If you type Peazer, the auto correct thing pops up, right? And it says repeater.I mean, that's jokes.
If I had to ask Liam a question, it would be,
"What haircut ever felt the most like Zayns'?"And also,
"If you knew all the words of Gagnam Style, what would you do?"

And here comes, my personal favourite...


And here comes, my personal favourite...

 Louis Tomlinson!!
I love Louis because he seems like a very random person, and as you can tell, I am very random.Like Niggahigga. And Louis.And the word monkey.
I mean, did you ever notice that when people want to be random they say something to do with a monkey?
( I said that with an Irish accent, by the way.)

Louis William Tomlinson, born Louis Troy Austin on 24 December 1991 (age 21), is from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England.Born to mother Johannah Poulston and father Troy Austin, his parents split when he was young and he took on his stepfather Mark Tomlinson's name. He has five younger half-sisters, and two of them had roles as babies on television series Fat Friends, on which he would go along and serve as an extra. After Fat Friends, he attended an acting school in Barnsley. He had small parts in an ITV1 drama film If I Had You and BBC's Waterloo Road. He was a sixth form student at Hall Cross School, a state comprehensive school, and a former pupil of the Hayfield School. He revealed that he failed his first year of A levels at the Hayfield School and ended up going back to Hall Cross and started A levels over again.^[99] He had a number of jobs, including at a Vue cinema and at Doncaster Rovers football stadium  as waiter in their hospitality suites.
As a student at Hall Cross, Tomlinson starred in several musical productions. Tomlinson revealed that landing the lead role of Danny Zuko in the Hall Cross musical production of Grease motivated him to audition for The X Factor. Tomlinson cites Robbie Williams as his biggest influence and idol. In an interview with Now Magazine, he stated: "I've always loved [Robbie]. He's just so cheeky, he can get away with anything. His performances are unbelievable." He also admires recording artist Ed Sheeran, describing him as "phenomenal."

Louis is currently dating, sorry give me a sec to google it,Eleanor Calder. Aww, they look so good, don't you agree?

I like the whole messy bun thing. Sweet. I love doing that when I'm rushing in gym class. Always a casual look, am I right?

If I had to ask Louis here a question, I would ask,
"If you had a hat, what would you name it, other that Kevin?"
And,
"If Liam picked a peck of peppers on a peaky summer day, how many peck of peppers could you eat before your 7 o clock date?"
And now here's

Niall Horan!
Niall is also another favourite of mine because he looks like you want to touch the tips of his hair.Also, he eats a lot, and I do too, but I never gain a pound.Pity on others, eh?Niall James Horan, born 13 September 1993 (age 19), is from Mullingar, County Westmeath, Ireland. Born to mother Maura Gallagher and father Bobby Horan, he has an older brother named Greg.Their parents divorced when he was five. He and his brother lived between each of their homes for a few years before eventually deciding to live with their father in Mullingar. Horan was a pupil at Coláiste Mhuire, a boys' Christian Brothers school. He was in the school choir, performing seasonally around Christmas.
Prior to participating in The X Factor, he performed around his homeland, including as a support act for Lloyd Daniels in Dublin. Horan has been playing guitar since his childhood. Horan has also stated that he is a "big swing" fan, citing favourite artists Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Michael Bublé. Horan also cites rock music favourably and is a fan of The Eagles, Bon Jovi and The Script.
Noiall is pretty cool.He has blond hair too, and I am a sucker for dirty blonds. He has crooked teeth, but I do too, and bro, you have never looked smexier. Peace!
Niall is dating Amy Green, and I'd like to say, hey! Same last names! Except her's is real, and mine isn't.

They looks so happy.Aww. Niall is known for eating a lot and for saying mofo.Tami is known for asking random questions, and refusing to say her first name.
If I had to ask a question to Niall, I would ask him.
"Niall, how fast can you eat a double cheese burger and a milkshake, and can you carry Harry on you back while you eat them?"
and also,
" Niall, if you had a miniature Lamborghini  would you take it for a spin around the kitchen, or would you show it off on the mantle?"
And last but not least,

Zayn Malik. Yo what's up, my man?
Zayn is apparently a poser sort of guy, and I mean, it's not bad thing to look at yourself a couple times, and kiss your reflection but.. wait, no one else does that? Akward for Zayn.
But my point is, smile a little , bro?
Zain Javadd "Zayn" Malik, born 12 January 1993 (age 19), is from Bradford, West Yorkshire, England. Born to British Pakistani father Yaser and an English mother, Tricia Malik (née Brannan), he has one older sister, Doniya, and two younger sisters, Waliyha and Safaa. He grew up in East Bowling, was a pupil at Lower Fields Primary School, and went to Tong High School, a state comprehensive school. Malik did not fit in at his first two schools due to his mixed heritage, and after moving schools at the age of twelve, Malik, states he started taking pride in his appearance.
On auditioning for The X Factor, he stated: "I was looking for an experience". He cites urban music as his main musical influence, growing up, he was into R&Band rap. He as well as other members of One Direction further notes artists such as Bruno Mars, as a "dream collaborator." Malik is addicted to smoking cigarettes; in late 2011, he expressed his desire to quit. Malik once wrote on Twitter, "La ila ha ill lalla ho muhammed door rasoolalah", known as a common declaration of faith among Muslims meaning: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the prophet of Allah."
No time to erase stuff.Your going to have to suck  it up.
Here's him with Perrie Edwards

My question is

" Zayn , would you shave yourself bald for charity?"

And

"If you could be someone's precious metal, as stated in the presitgious essay as long as you love me, by Professor Justin Bieber, which one would you be?"
Got to go!

Tami

My Musical Love

Hey, hey!

Tami here, and today I'm going to do a post on the most amazing singer I have ever heard in my life, and he is wonderful and sweet to all his fans.And while I am a Beliber , I love

CODY SIMPSON

He is so amazing.I tell you, when I first heard Cody Simpson, I just lay on bed and listened to him. I was probably in Grade 6, two years ago, and I heard his song iYiYi, and I was, who the heck sang this?Well, I also thought what the heck that means and also, what is so amazing about 143?

Well, it got explained to me later.After, you know, I googled it.

Well, anyways, my probably fav songs that he sang  is Wish You Were Hear and Got me Good. The really good lyrics are located below.Enjoy!
"Wish You Were Here"
(feat. Becky G)

Lately I got this feeling
I don't know what's the meaning
But I know it's strong
And it's over you
All I want is to be home with you
Oh ooh oh
I'm coming right back
Ooh o oh
Livin' without you is a
Noo Noo
I'm coming right back
Oh ooh oh

[Chorus:]
I wish you were here
Yeah, I wish you were here
Music is better
And lights are brighter when you are near
Am I making it clear?
The music is better
And right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here

Every night
A different city
Bright lights, should be pretty
But they can't compare, no
To the light from you
All I want right now is to be home with you
Oh ooh oh
I'm coming right back
Oh ooh oh
Livin' without you is a
Noo Noo
I'm coming right back
Oh ooh oh

[Chorus]

[Becky G Rap]
I can't wait 'til you come back home
I know it's late, hoped you were by the phone
It so hard gettin' by all alone
So call me back, leave a message at the tone
I know, you know, I know we can make it by
It's been too long since I've looked into your eyes
And I'm waitin', so hurry back
Bring the shine boy
You better follow the path
Car, bus, train, go and get a cab
Or just fly here- Jet pack
Roger that, do you copy?
I was a puzzle piece but you solved me
Our future, I see it so clear
And right now...

I wish you were here
Yeah, I wish you were here
Music is better
And lights are brighter when you are near
Am I making it clear?
The music is better
And right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here
Oh ooh oh
Right now I just wish you were here

"Got Me Good"

You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good
I-I-I-I-I, you-ou-ou-ou-ou
I like this right here

Word on the street is that you’re single (so)
So baby have you heard my single?
It goes la di da and it hits like a cymbal
I drew a heart with my finger on your window

What’s up?
Even with your hair up
Girl, what’s up?
Even in your sweat pants
Girl, what’s up?
Even when you wake up without any make-up, I’m in love

Cause I’m
So tired of the same old things
I’ma need something new in my life, yeah
So tired of the same old games
Yeah it’s time I started feeling right

Cause you-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good girl
I-I-I-I-I, feel so good girl
You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good
And you know that I need you so bad

You said you’re talking to your ex-boy (well)
Well just remember he’s your ex-boy (uh)
Well maybe I could be your next boy
And just remember that you’re better than the rest

So baby, what’s up?
Even in your work clothes
Girl, what’s up?
You know how to work clothes
Girl, what’s up?
Girl, you got me lost in your eyes, I’m in paradise
What’s up?

Cause I’m
So tired of the same old things
I’ma need something new in my life, yeah
So tired of the same old games
Yeah it’s time I started feeling right

Cause you-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good girl
I-I-I-I-I, feel so good girl
You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good
And you know that I need you so bad

I wanna know what it feels like
To run my fingers through you hair
I wanna know what drives you wild
Cause baby we could drive it there
Tell me that I’m dreaming
No, I don’t wanna wake up
No, I don’t wanna wake up

Ooooh

So tired of the same old things
I’ma need something new in my life
So tired of the same old games
Think it’s time I started feeling right

Because you-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good girl
I-I-I-I-I, feel so good girl
You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good
And you know that I need you so bad

You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good girl
I-I-I-I-I, feel so good girl
You-ou-ou-ou-ou, got me good
And you know that I need you so bad

So bad, so bad
So bad, so bad
So bad, so bad
So bad, so bad

So after you got those amazing lyrics, courtesy of www.lyricsatoz.com, since obviously, i don't have time to type it all up.

I'll post a pic of me, but I still won't show my name, and tell me what you think!

Byeeeee

tami

Boxing Day Addicts

Hey, hey, hey!

Tami's back, and I'm so tired from shopping! First of all , I'm at my cuz's crib, so It's a lot of fun and she has a ligite walk in closet.

So back to the whole shopping thing, it was packed.To the roof.I'm sooo not joking.

And the thing is, you know how pissed off I get at crowds.I mean, blue tooth lady? I'm still not over that.

I mean, who calls security on a kid?

Well, anyways, i wasn't like those idiots who were buying their Christmas gifts the day after kids opened it.That is the single most stupidest thing I ever heard.

Along with bleeping.I mean, we can guess the name or sentence you are saying.Unless, like, the whole thing is a string of swear word which first, does not make sense, and second, takes away my concentration because i try to figure out what they say.

Well, anyways my kid bro got a massive Play Dough kit thing, and now he loves it, but my baby sister got this huge, like, do it yourself track thing that comes with a bridge and cross road, and two little cars that go around it.But if they get off the track, we have to chase them.

Well, my top things I bought was a cheetah print shirt form Sirens  some magnetic nail polish that doesn't work which was a waste of money but a good sale, and some fake glasses.I also got some body shimmer and cream from bath and body works.


Now, the thing is, boxing day sales are annoying because of the fact that you wait in a line to get IN the STORE.And don't get me started on the cashier line.But the dumbest thing was the Tim Horton line.I love Tim Hortons, and waiting in that line was pure agony.And in the end, they messed up my order, but it was inmy favour.

So, some stores to keep in mind if you are in Canada is of course Bath and Body Works, because they have really good sales and deals that come every few weeks or so, so they are very good deals. I got

Rio Rum berry
Candy Apple





It was soo much fun, but don't worry if you missed the whole sale thing, most continue untill to 31!

Don't miss out my buddies!

Love you guys and have a Merry Christmas
Tami

Secret Santa's

hey!

Tami here and I had a really good day today.

In class we were doing secret Santa and we couldn't give them until today, so when I got my stuff, I got 3 necklaces from Ardene's, earrings, a mini basket, and some stuff from Bath and Body Works.And to top it all off, I got something for 3 free pizza's! Who says you can't do a lot with $10?

But when you are shopping for some stuff for Secret Santa, the first thing you should do, is lie about it.
Make them feel like they got a dumb present!They may feel down, and you might feel mean, but when they get the awesome present which is just what they wanted, then they will laugh about it!

The second thing is DON'T  procrastinate. You seriously shouldn't forget to buy them something, and them just the day before, give them something that you used.There's nothing worse to dampen your day.I would either demand the receipt, or ask if it's too late to change. Cause girl, that's cheapo.

And third, get your teacher to tell everyone to write down beside their name what they want, and what they absolutely don't want. So you, know, you don't get confused. That's how I actually got chocolate, even though I said no chocolate, because I'm allergic.


I got a really sweet letter from a fan, which is super flattering. I'll just copy paste it.

Tami Green <tamilol12345@gmail.com>

Hey, I told some of my friends about you and they really loved your blog! I was wondering if you could do an article about some nail polishes? I think your really funny.My email is katiekat@gmail.com!

Aww, she even gave me an email.

Just remeber, any time you have a request, email tmailol12345@gmail.com!

So that's all I have time for today!

Ciao!

Tami